Bad news. My rooms stinks. In an attempt to fill my life with every possible luxury known to modern children, my parents have invested in a used carpet. Now, I am a very modern child, but appreciate the older finer things in life such as a good antique or a warm hug from a grandparent. However, when my parents purchased a used carpet that smells like another child's pee - that is where I draw the line. I shall protest this purchase by relieving myself in plastic underwear for at least the next 18 months.
LT
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I am sorry to hear of your difficulties, LT. Please understand that latest estimates suggest it costs over a half million dollars to raise a child to adulthood. Unless you are being born into great wealth, this means the adults in your near vicinity will have to save every penny possible. Now, it is possible that the purchase of a stinky carpet is not the best use of their scarce economic resources. I leave that up to you and your parents to work out.
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