Thank God I'm a country boy

You know you are a second class citizen when your family turns on you. Imagine that you are having the time of your life playing in a creek and your caretaker comes over and says, "give me your shirt". Pardon me? "Give me your shirt now.", they repeat. These people have never done you wrong, so you hand over 50% of your clothing without question. Only to learn that your shirt will now he used to blanket another person who already had a shirt. That other person wasn't careful with their clothing and fell into the river - hence the need for a shirt. So there you stand 1/2 naked looking like something the cat dragged in. The only plus side us that you will not have to worry about a farmers tan.

Thank God I'm a country boy.