Friday, January 25, 2008

How to carry items

Being of small stature, I am constantly challenged with how to carry large items. If you think about it, each one of my digits is only about an inch long. In order to overcome my size handicap, I have taken a page from Mother Nature and begun carrying items in my mouth. Much like a lioness will carry her cubs in her mouth, I have discovered that utilizing ones mouth to hold everyday items frees up the hands for more important tasks. Heck ants are known to carry items up to 50 times their weight in their mouth; which I have decided to use as a benchmark for my own feats of strength.

So, let me recommend to my readership that you think "outside the box" and realize that one's mouth can be used for more than speech and consumption. I look forward to reading your levels of success.

LT

Monday, January 7, 2008

Not everything is for eating


Guess what... not everything is for eating. I learned this recently at my Baptism. Shortly after being baptized is the coldest water in the world (no one ever thought of adding a little warmer to the font), I was quite hungry. As the adults dinned on post baptism chow, I was forced to fend for myself. So forgive me if I accidentally decide to ingest my baptismal robe.