Cheesery

Those of you may not know, but Ohio University is famous for one place - nicknamed the Cheesery. This was a night club where young colleague students would descend like flies to picnic leftovers. Each weekend impressionable students would pull out their greatest dance moves in hopes of attracting the eye of the opposite sex. One of the classics is known as ‘the Sprinkler’. A practitioner of ‘the Sprinkler’ would place one hand behind their head and the other out in front of them. Then in perfect (or not so perfect) beat with the music, pan from left to right like a garden sprinkler.

Clearly I have perfected this classic move and am well on the way to a healthy dating life.

Eat your heart out ladies.

LT (in the house)

Land of Giants

I live in a land of Giants. Everywhere I turn there are these colossal creatures at every turn (one of them is thinking about eating my hand in the picture). This week two additional creatures have joined the mother and father creature. These new creatures appear to be much wiser than the mother and father creature. They certainly are more experienced and definitely know how to handle me much better. They go by grandma and grandpa. I will have to learn more about them this week as I have overheard that they are plotting to stick around awhile.

LT

Get my best side

Well, I am officially home. Right back in my folks apartment. I have discovered that much like my good friends Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, the Paparazzi are out to get me. Everywhere I turn, there is a camera in my face. Now, I am not shy about my good baby looks, however sometimes I do not look my best or they don't get my good side. So, I would like to make a deal with the Paparazzi... if you guys promise to only release my best shots; I will promise to always pose for a photo op.

Out of Office

I will be out of the office from Thursday, June 7 until Monday, June 11. During this time I will have no access to my blog. If you need to get a hold of me please contact my parents.... they go by Mom and Dad.

LT

24 Hours

The countdown has begun. In just over 24 hours, I will take my first step into the world. I know that my parents are a little stressed about me being born, but look at it from my perspective. In 24 hours, I will get yanked out of the only home I have ever known and cast into a completely new world. I have no idea that I have hands or feet - for that matter, I am not even sure what hands or feet are. In the past 9 months, I have lived in a free floating state, just going about my daily routine. When, I pop out all the sudden gravity will become very real to me as I feel the full pull on my body. Finally, it is going to be cold! I am accustomed to 98.6 degrees temperatures and the first thing that is going to happen to me is that I will be born in a 60 degree hospital room.

So, worry not parents. While you might be stressed about having me around, I am going to be completely FREAKED OUT about my new life. (I am not sure what FREAKED OUT means, but I hear my mom use it a lot).

LT

No Garlic!

This Thursday is the big day. I will be seeing everyone really soon. Can't wait until I get to see everyone, though I forewarn you my sight is not really good. I can only view objects about 4 inches away. Therefore, I have a request. No garlic please. No sticky Limburger cheese. No nasty alphalpha sprouts, which I have heard can be quite nasty. In general nothing that will distrub me or in any way upset my environment during my first 24 - 72 hours. Also, make sure to know "The 5s" from the happiest baby in the block in order to fully be able to handle me with care.

Love you all,

LT