12.5 Percent

Sorry fans. I have been quite busy touring this great land of ours. In fact the best thing happened to me about 3 weeks ago, I got to meet my GREAT-GREAT Grandfather. The coolest thing is I have exactly 12.5 percent of this genes. That's right, not only am I a super cute kid, but a math wiz as well. See if you can follow the break down.

50% Mom
50% Dad
25% Grandma One
25% Grandpa Two
25% Grandma One
25% Grandpa Two

which makes me:
12.5% Great Grandpa

I don't get to see him too much since he moved down to the Carolinas, but I did decide to leave him with a little present. Guess I must have had some leakage that day.

LT (the Sprinkler)

Steve Jobs Hates Children

The long wait is over... since the day I was brought on this earth I have dreamed of coming to face-2-face with the worlds most perfect object... the iPhone. However, I quickly discovered that the world is a cruel and cold place. There is a major flaw in the design... the iPhone was nearly as large as my head. How was I ever going to pick it up!?! My hands are too tiny to even get a good grasp and you can forget about trying to hold it in one hand, while I dial with another.

For a company that prides itself on usability, Apple really missed the mark with the under one year old demographic.

Better luck next time Mr. Steve Jobs, I am going back to my Zoolander mini-model phone.

LT