Death of Diva

It is true what they say.  As soon as you get a little fame, people everyone conspire against you to knock you down.  I expected this from the local poperatsie but certainly not from my own family.  

I knew something was up when my father gently lead me into the bathroom and closed the door so my mother couldn't come in.  Only a few moments later I could hear a new sound, a soothing buzz coming from behind my head.  Next thing I knew I could see my golden locks lying next to me on the floor.  Well you can imagine my reaction; this picture doesn't do it justice.  

Thank you mother for the lollypop, it was the only joy I had this day.

L (I am dropping the T since my identity has been stripped from me)

The next Perez Hilton?

In today's world those in the know are on the web. That is why yours truly started his website two years ago, to be part of the "New Media" elite. Now I am not going to say that power of blogging is going to my head, but I do have aspirations of being the next Perez Hilton - only in a bite size snack. That is right, get ready for the next Internet Diva.

Cheers,

Luke (all celebrities are known by only their first name)