Death of Diva

It is true what they say.  As soon as you get a little fame, people everyone conspire against you to knock you down.  I expected this from the local poperatsie but certainly not from my own family.  

I knew something was up when my father gently lead me into the bathroom and closed the door so my mother couldn't come in.  Only a few moments later I could hear a new sound, a soothing buzz coming from behind my head.  Next thing I knew I could see my golden locks lying next to me on the floor.  Well you can imagine my reaction; this picture doesn't do it justice.  

Thank you mother for the lollypop, it was the only joy I had this day.

L (I am dropping the T since my identity has been stripped from me)