Showing my Independence

It is time that I break off and begin showing the world my independence. Now it is well know that the biggest sports rivalry in all of North America is Ohio State verse Michigan. Say what you want about USC vs Notre Dame, Yankees vs Red Sox's or Redskins/Cowboys - when it comes down to two teams hating each other there is nothing bigger than Ohio State verse Michigan. It has something to do with the State of Ohio being given land from Michigan by President Andrew Jackson, but I digress (plus I haven't had a single history class yet, so cut me some slack). Regardless, knowing full well that my mother is a passionate Ohio State fan, I decided that it was time to show her that I am fully able of making my own decisions by wearing my favorite Michigan Sweatshirt. Unfortunately Michigan got crushed that day by the Ohio State Buckeyes, so I will need to pick another team that can actually win a game to claim as my champion.

Hey, I am not even a year old and allow to be fickle.

LT

No Voice

There is a terrible side affect from being so young. I don't have a properly developed voice which to convey my displeasure when unpleasant or otherwise illegal acts are taken against me. Just look at this outfit that my parents placed me in and then dragged me around the cool October evening. Now as I am sure many of you are aware of, fall does have a hunting season in many states within our union. Therefore dressing me up as a hare is sure way to place me in the line of fire of an over exuberant urban hunter. I shall work on developing my voice in order to shout my displeasure in the future and to avoid becoming a statistic.