How to carry items

Being of small stature, I am constantly challenged with how to carry large items. If you think about it, each one of my digits is only about an inch long. In order to overcome my size handicap, I have taken a page from Mother Nature and begun carrying items in my mouth. Much like a lioness will carry her cubs in her mouth, I have discovered that utilizing ones mouth to hold everyday items frees up the hands for more important tasks. Heck ants are known to carry items up to 50 times their weight in their mouth; which I have decided to use as a benchmark for my own feats of strength.

So, let me recommend to my readership that you think "outside the box" and realize that one's mouth can be used for more than speech and consumption. I look forward to reading your levels of success.

LT