I am in Danger. I need to let the whole world know that a death trap has been set for me. This weekend I was with the woman, when I heard a new voice speak of me falling to sleep and never waking up. This was during some meeting of adult people known as CPR. It turns out that my bed to which I am supposed to sleep can be the point of my demise. How will I ever sleep knowing that it could be my last night on earth? How will my parents ever shut an eye, knowing that I may never wake? Clearly there has to be a better system for little head to rest. SIDS... very serious subject, but even scarier when you are the little guy to whom the threat is directed.
I have attached a picture of my booby trapped dwelling... it looks cute, but that is how they suck you in. Much like the Venus Fly Trap.
LT
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Poor LT. Living with the threat of a terrorist attack by this killer known as SIDS. I assume you have made a report to Homeland Security. They like to keep track of these things.
The voices you keep hearing will keep on the lookout for the terrorist after you are born. I'm sure of that. Make sure you study the methods and habits of SIDS to know as much as possible about the threat to you.
You did not mention hiring body guards (also known as "private contractors") or installing an alarm system around your crib. These are expensive, however. A Neighborhood Watch network is often effective and far cheaper.
You seem like a pretty tough little guy. Perhaps a preempive strike is in order against SIDS.
I have faith in you, LT. You will emerge victorious from this ordeal.
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