It has been awhile since my last post. Life is getting very hard for me right now. You see my quarters are extremely tight. Last night I tried to literally pop my head straight out in hopes of breaking free. If you imagine a nuclear submarine surfacing over the polar ice cap then you will get a good visual of what I was attempting to accomplish. Of course, much like everything I try to do these days - my efforts proved futile.
I do want to thank everyone for there words of encouragement. If you have any advice on how I can escape to freedom please pass them along.
p.s. Scooters on Belmont and Paulina is the best ice cream in the world. I love it when it slides down my food shoot.
Luke Thomas
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There is not much left of the polar ice cap due to global warming. Submarines no longer have any trouble surfacing as a result.
I take this new state of affairs in the world as a "convenient truth" (apologies to Al Gore) that you will find your way out, LT. Perhaps global warming will not be a factor in your case. I don't know about that.
What I do know is that, one way or another, you will be born soon. All your many fans will rejoice to see you face to face. I can hardly wait.
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