Today, I learned there is a big difference between the Beach and a Breech. The beach is a warm place, with lots of sands, where I can run half naked head first into the surf. A breech is when I decide to lay on my side within my mom's belly and scare my parents half to death. Next Tuesday my folks will be going in to see Doctor Wise. She must be very smart to have a last name of Wise. Perhaps, when I am born I will forgo my last name and be known as Luke Thomas Genius. Much like that Tricky Willy Coyote Super Genius.
Time to rest my head for a while and ponder the meaning of the universe,
L "Bad Baby" T
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How about breach on a beach? This has lots of advantages.
The two voices you keep hearing all the time, the high one and the low one, will enjoy the sunny, warm sand and water.
You will be exposed to the joys of beach life from the moment of birth, therefore earning your first nickname: "Beach Baby" (later on, however, you will have to watch out for unfeeling people who may want to change this nickname to "Beach Bum")
Dr. Wise will enjoy a day away from the office and the delivery room.
For this to work, it is important that you turn yourself around so your head is pointed toward the exit ramp. You may want to contact AAA for a TripTik if you're having trouble finding this ramp.
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