Sisters, they seem to mess up everything. Here I am, enjoying my personal freedoms, you know the ability for a person to come and go as they wish. Then lo and behold I am stopped in my tracks by a child proof gate. This gate is not meant to keep me in, but to trap my little sister in the family room. (Why the family room, I have no idea as it has an equal amount of death producing situations as the other rooms) Now for the next 9 months I must endure having an adult lift me over this gate in order to do simple everyday functions, such as, I don't know, going to the bathroom. Clearly my parents have not fully thought this plan out.
Saturday, January 1, 2011
The Gates are Back!
Sisters, they seem to mess up everything. Here I am, enjoying my personal freedoms, you know the ability for a person to come and go as they wish. Then lo and behold I am stopped in my tracks by a child proof gate. This gate is not meant to keep me in, but to trap my little sister in the family room. (Why the family room, I have no idea as it has an equal amount of death producing situations as the other rooms) Now for the next 9 months I must endure having an adult lift me over this gate in order to do simple everyday functions, such as, I don't know, going to the bathroom. Clearly my parents have not fully thought this plan out.
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The gate is to keep your sister out of YOUR stuff! So it is a GOOD thing.
Grandma
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