I have heard it said that the only good part about divorce is that you get double the Christmas presents. Now do not be alarmed, I am not advocating for divorce instead I have discovered a better system. Spread your family throughout the country and then visit them annually around the gift giving time. Using this strategy you can more than double, but triple your X-mas haul. Tonight, I began phase one of my three prong strategy as I celebrated X-mas with my father and mother. In a couple of days I shall travel south to visit grand parents number 1 and then ascend to the north to visit grand parents number 2. When all is said in done I will have maximized my return during the holiday season. (I just hope they all remembered to get gift receipts)
LT, X-mas Master
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